Showing posts with label comic books. Show all posts
Showing posts with label comic books. Show all posts

Sunday, July 27, 2014

Epic Beards of Review: CMYK



The bright blue cover staring at me two weeks ago in the comic shop did more than just that. It whispered and beckoned to me with its come hither stare. It seduced me with its four-color blocks. 

The fact that it was a Vertigo title made it even sexier.

I hate to admit this, especially this early in the game: sometimes, I’m not the nerd I purport myself to be. The letters CMYK in those four-color blocks taunted me, but I couldn’t remember why.

My nerdy mojo must be off.

For the uninitiated, CMYK (that is to say [C]yan, [M]agenta, [Y]ellow and [B]lack ) are the four colors that make up the basic building blocks of color comics. You can combine these colors to get just about any hue you want. Vertigo (a mature DC Comics imprint) is known for their quarterlies and one-shots in recent years, and this year they’re making an attempt for these colors to serve as a 
base for their writers and artists.
The “blue” theme works well enough here, though it’s not as solid as some previous installments such as Time Warp and Ghosts. Not to say the offerings this quarter weren’t stellar: they just didn’t fit together solidly. Have no fear, there’re buckets of good things happening here.

There are three “price of fame” pieces that resonate deeply for one reason or another. The book opens up with a pretty gritty ditty about a girl the papers who they’re tagging with the moniker of “Banksy of Murder.” Another visits a washed-up has-been pop starlet making way for new blood. In the third, Madame Bluebeard takes a stab at the old folktale pairing a gay male with a woman to make their Hollywood relationship seem passable. This is by far the funniest offering in the issue, with a realization at the end as to who the narrators are.

Just two tales feel incomplete, or perhaps I’m clamoring for more. One such story, Blue Sundae, is about two British ice cream truck drivers. What starts out as a crazed call in the middle of the night turns into heroes battling supernatural forces beyond their understanding. And did I mention they’re British?


These nine stories showcase the intricacies of pacing within six-to-eight pages and the oomph contained therein to tell a tale. Different writers and artists bring about a deeper storytelling that works hand-in-hand to properly get the job done. These six-to-eight-page stories fit the format of the medium well, and the re-readability makes for a well-spent eight dollars. It can be a pretty hefty sum to pay for a comic, but I’ve not been disappointed yet. 

Very much looking forward to next quarter with [M]agenta.

This review originally appeared in the July 3 issue of the Williamsport Sun-Gazette Showcase.

Saturday, June 14, 2014

Epic Beards of Review: Saga




One of the more exciting moments of this column will be discovering new things. Yes, from time to time, even I shall take the plunge. I myself, however, get the privilege to read some of these books for the second (or more!) times. Saga is written by Brian K. Vaughan (Y: The Last Man, Runaways) and illustrated by Fiona Staples, a swashbuckling space-faring fantasy I could shout across galaxies.

Marko and Alana are in love. They’re of differing species, however, and they’ve a baby on the way. The only problem (okay, one of MANY) is that their species are at war with each other. The three of them are being chased across star systems by bounty hunters, in-laws and ex-girlfriends. There are quite a lot of hands involved with their daughter Hazel’s upbringing, and bringing up a little bagging is part of that.

Hazel’s story (and that of her parents’) is told from an indeterminate time in the future. We know her parents are no longer alive, already darkening the edges of our story. She is an unreliable narrator of sorts, beginning her tale at the as she makes her escape from the womb, unfolding as she bounces around between the past and present-day from somewhere farther along down the line.

With all that being said: this is NOT a family-friendly comic, nor is it what the kids these days call Not Safe For Work (NSFW.) There are copious amounts of violence, sex and swearing; almost so much so that I honestly had to think twice about this being my first column.

I won’t go into the gory details here because, frankly, some of those details paint gory in a good light. Staples paints us a lush picture of space travel and warmongering that’s worth a thousand words. Cliché, yes, but in those panels which there are no words, you begin to understand where I’m coming from.

Aside from great story and art, there are plenty of other shenanigans jangling around here. There’s an honest-to-goodness letter page, something that has fallen by the wayside in today’s mainstream comics culture. The column only accepts letters sent through the postal service, making more of an eclectic feel to this comic. Letters are answered, and Vaughan and Staples occasionally throw in writing and art processes to titillate readers.

There’s a yearly reader’s survey and costume contest, and every month a best letter is chosen, netting winners with often irreverent ephemera from Vaughan’s desk drawer. Saga has created a community of readers, many of whom are sharing their own stories of love and loss. Veterans and active-duty soldiers, mothers and fathers, even book clubs are jumping on board.

Saga’s publisher Image Comics is also a whiz at handling the marketing angle for this series as well. At some point, issue one was selling for one dollar to get folks reading. As with all of their collected trades, the first trade sells for $9.99 instead of the $14.99 cover price follow-ups are tagged with. Vaughan and Staples also commit to taking two months off between arcs (every six issues) to make sure they’re caught up, as well as the readers. There’s always the hope fans will start buying single issues: there are no letter pages reprinted in the trades.


Saga (now in three trade collections and clocking in at 19 issues) is awash with originality and inventiveness the likes of which I’ve never seen. Every issue is better than the last and every character is your favorite.

This article originally appeared  06/05/2014 in the Williamsport Sun-Gazette Showcase as The Oracular Beard Presents...

Friday, May 30, 2014

Breaking news!







***BREAKING NEWS***

Just finished up my first column for the Williamsport Sun-Gazette Showcase, premiering next Thursday!

Any guesses on what I'll be reviewing?


Thursday, April 10, 2014

Thirty//Thirty 2014 10/30: Crisis of Infinite Girlfriends

I cannot exist in this.

My life has since
traveled
upon this timeline,
tangled,
a criss-crossing web
where alternate histories,
worlds,
collide and crash in upon themselves.

A simple breeze could undo
these threads
and shatter the illusion
of a safety net.
Balancing a sticky situation
wound tight
blood, draining from you
and the fear that catches you
off guard.

Lies have been spun.
All eyes are upon
you
watching your struggle.




Saturday, April 5, 2014

Thirty//Thirty 2014 5/30: Upon Being the First

Upon exiting the theater,
we all agree on those pivotal
moments, accentuated by
the 'ooohs' and 'aaahs,'
chatter, chasing down the aisle.
"Yes, Jared, we could tell you liked it."

The Nerdestary assembles.
Roster changing upon availability
and qualifying expertise
all variants of "Can someone watch the kid tonight?"

My mother swoops in to save the day,
and the operative is a success.
Now, we shall see if she can put him to sleep.
Two months old.
The longest we've been apart, together.

On the ride home
instead of discussion on how good the movie was
we consider the individual merits of when it may be appropriate
for inclusion in such outings.
You've one parental unit in which they're watching them at six
and another that strictly adheres to the PG-13 policy.

Comic books, waiting, bagged and boarded
in their own time capsule cryogenic chambers
to be unearthed not
before such and such a date. Reading
is an investment in our future.

We can rattle off a half dozen cartoons, followed up by the movie originals.
Netflix and DVDs make Saturday morning, a bowl of cereal whenever we please.

Dinosaurs, cars and trucks, animals.
These each have their worth,
this cannot be denied.
Yet to lose one from the grasp of nerd-dom?
Heart wrenching.





Saturday, December 21, 2013

Epic Beards of Review: Joe the Barbarian

http://www.amazon.com/Joe-Barbarian-Grant-Morrison/dp/1401237479/ref=sr_1_2_bnp_1_pap?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1387680169&sr=1-2&keywords=joe+the+barbarian

“King Death! From your world did he spy mine! From sunless Hypogea his endless night extends. Restore my throne of light! The journey—arduous, companions on the way, et cetera! Traditional rules apply! Failure means an audience eternal with King Death!” –Lord Arc, Joe the Barbarian

There comes a time in life when we must give up childish things.

Really, though, who are we kidding? I’ve got a shelf of action figures, and those are the ones that aren’t yet packed away in boxes. Comic books abound in my apartment, with four longboxes full, even after culling two or more this summer.

Even more so, with a kid on the way, now’s the time to bulk up on heavy reading while I’ve got the chance.
I’ll admit, picking up Joe the Barbarian the other afternoon was an utter impulse buy, but you’d have to admit that Christmas Club money was burning a hole in my pocket. I was fortunate enough to make it through a week. It was one of those books I picked up when I was looking for something else, but quite surprised when this was really what I’d been looking for.

Like the story inside, the cover is this amalgamation of images: toys at Joe’s feet, scores of crosses from a veteran’s graveyard, Joe’s room—not to mention a floating island towards the top of the cover. Then there’s Joe, quite typically out of place through all this. It helped a heapload that the story was written by Grant Morrison, a real mainstay in comics. It also didn’t hurt that it was and Eisner award nominee for best limited series, comics’ highest achievement.

This graphic novel opens with Joe Manson on a school tour of a veteran’s graveyard for school. We soon come to find that his father has died in one of the Gulf Wars, and this field trip has special meaning for Joe. After being harassed by some high school bullies, they end up taking his candy, which has major implications for Joe throughout the story.

See, Joe’s got a mean case of diabetes. As he heads home to a room stuffed to the gills with all manner of action figures, he starts to hallucinate, heading off into another world where toys (and the threats) are real. Joe’s pet rat becomes a quite adept bodyguard, and the house itself represents this land where one wrong move could spell disaster for the world of Hypogea.

In just eight simple issues, Morrison and Murphy move characters like chess pieces not quite unlike Oz or Narnia. The level of fantasy is high, but spotting all sorts of random Transformers and other action figures from my childhood made the reading thankfully slow down a bit to take in the scope of the drawings that worked in tandem with the words.

Growth from Joe and a handful of other main characters kept the story moving from one of denial and dismissal to that of determination and daring. What begins as this motley crew of characters with differing motivations, brings them all together in the end to an appropriately fantastical ending.

This article originally appeared at Strip Tease in December 2013.

Epic Beards of Review: Superman No.172



In all her infinite grace, my fiancée was willing to allow us to have a superhero wedding.

Though she’s not nearly the level of nerdery I embrace, together we went all out and had the wedding I’d never dreamed possible. The ladies wore capes with our own super-insignia and the groomsmen all grew facial hair as “secret identities.” We had a Supa Hero IPA from Clown Shoes Beer. My wife painstakingly hand-made table toppers, whirly hearts and votive candle holders from comic book pages. Our cake had a Daily Planet topper and the Legion of Doom was our card box.

A year or so later, we’re also making a kid. Doctored some pretty nifty baby shower invites and plans to have “first photos” taken in a wrecked spaceship a la Superman. Though the wife has put the kibosh on an heroic name (Clark, Bruce or Lando) that won’t stop me from teaching my kid, boy or girl, about their heritage.

A pile of coverless comics were passed onto me when I was ten from my father. Among them was Superman No. 172, October 1964 with writing duties by Edmond Hamilton and art by Curt Swan (and a Giant Superboy that was my brother’s) were among my favorites.  They were from his childhood, specifically age ten, which was lost upon me until I re-read this issue.

I shall not wait as long with my progeny.

“The New Superman” starts off with a full page of people gawking over just that: some blond Superman streaking across the sky. Clark Kent looks skyward, dejected muttering that he’s just a reporter for the rest of his life. I’d have been more upset that the usurper was prettier.

The tale begins in earnest when The Daily Planet tasks Clark to investigate that an astronomer from the Metropolis Observatory has discovered a green comet! With his total-recall memory as young Kal-El hearing of this from his father not long before Krypton exploded. Though not heading straight for Earth, Superman must save countless other worlds from this menace.

In his super-preparedness, our hero summons two would-be champions from the Bottle City of Kandor, enlarges them with a ring borrowed from Green Lantern and sets out some tests to find which will succeed him if Superman’s task proves too daunting for the Man of Steel. It’s one thing to use your powers, but another completely to use them correctly. Of course, once you get a taste of power…

A veritable who’s who of co-workers, sidekicks, heroes and villains really make this piece a highlight of my childhood. Supes even employs new powers and a snazzy new costume! All these silly plot-lines and the callous way our new hero flaunts his power show our Superman as the hero he really is.

Even without powers, I’ve got a wife who loves me and a half-dozen longboxes of proof to show my kid how super we really are.

This originally appeared at Strip Tease in November 2013.

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Epic Beards of Review: More beauty from Ugli Studios!

 Jason Lenox stalked me over Facebook.

He’d found me through some sort of sleuthing, but I’m kind of glad he did. As a local illustrator, he sent me a PDF of his Ugli Studios Presents #1 so I could review it over at The Oracular Beard. I’m not a fan of reading my books over the interwebs, but enjoyed it immensely, and sought him out at Nittany Con, an itty-bitty convention about twenty miles from my hometown.

Being a writer myself (Jason an illustrator—always looking for an in) it was great to jaw about his work and not the least of which was his convention  upkeep and how he uses Kickstarter to fun his projects. It’s always a nice feeling supporting a friend, so a hardcopy of USP #1 and The Art of Jason Lenox were easy to walk away with.

Not to mention delusions of grandeur about one day getting my work out there.

And the fun didn’t stop there.


Jason had a new Kickstarter campaign starting up (Ugli Studios Presents #2) in which he was illustrating David Paul’s The Painted Ladies of San Quentin. I eagerly signed on for the appropriate level of hardcopy goodness and hunkered down to wait.

I swear, every time a new page was finished, there was an email from Lenox’s page ready to share. Things were looking good, but nothing compared to having the final product in my hand. And oh, how it all came together.

Painted Ladies takes us back to the wild west of America 1850. What looks straight from a Sergio Leone spaghetti Western Paul and Lenox ramp up the action quickly as the sheriff’s whore puts a price on Elijah Holman’s head. No use for the “Dead or Alive” shenanigans here, Jessica Belmont would rather just have him dead, damn her conscience.

The use of sepia tone really gets the feel for the old West and the flashbacks in black and white are a nice touch. The paneling is fun and quite like something you’d expect from a Tarantino flick. Plenty of action and memorable characters make the opening twenty-two pages legit.

The next six pages are a gem written and illustrated by Brian Allen. The Courier delivers you right into the action with some guy keeping this box away from some nasty-looking insectoid aliens. Nice one-and-done story tucked away tight.

Thirteen is another six-page creep-fest with a dark, twisted feel written and illustrated by Joseph Freistuhler. Has that Vertigo bend to it that you’d find tucked away in an anthology. Could see this taking off into something larger, along the lines of Fringe or The X-Files. You can just imagine this oozing with history.

Great sophomore effort from the Ugli Studios team.  Buy yourself some of his work here, or donate to his Kickstarter for the new black-and-white (un)Painted Ladies!

This article was originally published at Strip Tease.

Saturday, September 21, 2013

Epic Beards of Review: Batman '66 #1 & Batman Beyond Universe #1

Holy time-travel, Batman!  This review originally published graciously at Striptease The Magazine!

Batman ‘66 #1
Jeff Parker (w) Jonathan Case (a)

DC Comics $3.99


I’ve not read a Batman comic since the first three issues of DC’s New 52. Not that I read much before, but I couldn’t wrap my brain around continuity issues of the entire line. I’d never been much of a fan of Damien Wayne, either. But with my own super-baby on the way, money’s going to be tight and I’m going to be picky.

I’ve still a box of my uncle’s from the 80s that I’ve still not read, as well as a great big honkin’ gift of Superman titles that I got for my birthday. I’ve even got three or four longboxes of stuff that I’ve been meaning to pore over again, maybe with said super-baby.

I’ve also not yet gotten into the cheaper digital comics, but my deficient computer handling skills coupled with the fact that I already spend so much time on the internet just sounds like bad news. How ironic, then, that I should pick up the two first issues of comics that were A) Batman and B) originally distributed as digital issues? I just now picked up on the fact that these were both television shows, too.

In our first review, Jeff Parker (Bone) and Jonathan Case (Dear Creature) bring a rowdy and raucous take from the small screen to your fingertips in Batman ’66. The feel of the original television program is here, almost as if it never left us. The announcer introduces us to the perfectly mundane Gotham City before some spectacularly dazzling crime takes place—this time in the throes of that Pasha of Puzzles: The Riddler. We’re thrown into the action and it isn’t long before Bruce and Dick are missing, the day saved by Batman and Robin.

There are some Bat-tastic nods here including Robin pounding his fist in frustration and Bruce/Bats telling him to “’Take heard, old chum.’” And how can you not mention a super-surprise guest-star appearing out the window as the Dynamic Duo climb up the side of a building?

There’s a cacophony of camp an color here, but the color concerns me: the shading and dot texture giving a feel of the sixties make for some hard-to-digest scenes, as if were almost meant for 3-D. Maybe something to do with the comic originally intended for the digital market.

Despite that little bump, $3.99 for thirty pages is a steal which the Caped Crusaders will be more than happy to let you get away with.


Batman Beyond Universe #1
Rewired Kyle Higgins (w) Thony Silas (a)
Power Struggle Christos N. Gage (w) Iban Coello (a)
DC Comics $3.99

In going with this time travel theme, how will we read comics in the future, especially now that we’ve gone a bit digital. Not sure why I’ve never picked up Batman Beyond because I’m a huge fan of appropriating old characters for new situations. Originally billed as Batman Beyond 2.0 and Justice League Beyond 2.0, Batman Beyond Universe has somehow helped me buy into DC Comics for at least a little while.

Gotham of the future goes back to its roots with the Arkham Institute, working very hard to “rehabilitate” the city’s biggest and baddest. In short order, the mayor is killed by an unforeseen murderer which we later find out is bioelectric in nature. There is no one the boys can put their finger on, so it seems there’s a new player in town. As usual, Terry is left completely unprepared for what lay ahead.

Next up is Justice League Beyond and Superman is experiencing issues with his powers having vaulted into overdrive. The League is there to help out when Supes’ powers go haywire, but the only way they can prevent further damage is Kryptonian nanotech which blocks his power to absorb solar energy.

There’s a neat twist here with a flashback aside remembering Lois which ties in nicely with Kal’s (Clark’s new alter-ego) fitting into normal society as a firefighter. Lots of flirting with a lady firefighter who seems to be asking him out, and not taking no for an answer.

Great art by Silas on Batman Beyond with plenty of panels to shake a stick at. Coello hits home with his depictions of Superman in Justice League Beyond, both in and out of the suit.

Even though neither story is wrapped up in this compendium, weighing in at FORTY PAGES for $3.99, you’ll be more than happy to pick up the next installment.

Thursday, September 5, 2013

Epic Beards of Review: Versus.

This was originally published at Strip Tease.





Not that I’ll ever deny it, but there are times a-plenty when I get barbs thrown my way for being a nerd—but then, I’m thirty-five. Of course, the main protagonist of Versus. may have been around that age when cartoons like G.I.Joe and Transformers were actually on the air, it’s no wonder his co-workers are giving Engel a hard time.


There’s something to be said for Buddy Beaudoin and Andrew Meigel (Meibuddy Comics) and their approach to this inaugural issue: their fascination of the 80s not only encompasses Saturday morning madness, but also sizzles with a Labyrinth poster on a bedroom wall and a panel-by-panel Simple Minds tribute. Versus. is destined for greatness, but throwing in Patrick Swayze was a nice touch.

Our hero Engel is a cop with the Metro County Police and is soon embroiled in some pretty heavy (“There’s that word again.” –Dr. Emmett Brown) shenanigans by some super-shady thugs. We’re as yet unclear as to what’s happening, but I’m betting Superpara Industries where “Science is the New Religion” may have something to do with said malarchy.

Meigel has some pretty fantastic art reminiscent of Ted McKeever and fills the panels up with some crazy eighties fare. Panels and pacing are pretty perky and breaks things up nicely with full-page and smaller story elements. Colors and shading make it hard to remember this is an indie title. Versus. has got a trippy, heady cover with a glimpse into something melding James Bond with The Matrix.

They’ve chosen wisely with publisher KA-BLAM, and though this is my first experience with their product, I’d highly recommend them upon seeing the outcome.

In addition to twenty-five great pages, there’re a few with some sketches for future issues. There’s even a nice map of the Metro County Public Transit with some nice nods to comic greatness past and present. Whether or not this is a story akin to the likes of Fringe or Lost (or something much deeper) it’s still too early to tell, but I’m anxious to see where Versus. is headed.

As one prone to reading comics over and over again, I’ll have to order another myself considering there’s a fingerprint marring the front cover.

Versus. is available at Aquilonia Comics in Troy, NY, Fuzz Recordshop in Albany, NY, or directly plus shipping at versusthecomic@gmail.com.  Versus. #2 will be available Fall/Winter 2013.

versus cover

Saturday, August 3, 2013

Epic Beards of Review: Time Warp #1 (One Shot) and more!

So, I've been told I should update my blog more often.  Here are a few reasons why:

  • Fellow bloggers over at Charlie the Cavalier and The Epoch Life have been wondering where the new stuff is.  Point taken.  I've been traveling abroad in Germany as well as teaching Upward Bound and still holding down the managerial duties here at the coffee shop.  Not to mention some top-secret Traveling Tales projects coming up, there's reasons, but they're more like excuses.
  • I was awarded "Blog of the Week" over at NEPA Blogs the week of July 16.  My brother was quick to point out that I really couldn't be awarded with such awesome because I hadn't updated my blog in over two months, and therfore the point was moot.  Lisa over at "Charlie" was kind enough to mention that they film their segments months in advance.  Brother feud is a tie, but he can't even grow a beard.
  • I wrote a pretty fun review of Time Warp #1 over at my new friends at Strip Tease.  Not nearly as scathing as it sounds, but a nice review site for comics.  Here's my review.


  • I've also been given tons of free books from my friends over at Angry Robot Books!  I've finished sf/spy thriller The Lives of Tao by Wesley Chu, detective novel Cambodian Book of the Dead by Tom Vater and am barreling through the fantasy Seven Forges by James A. Moore.  All SOLID selections, but I've gotten to where I don't expect anything less from them!
 Other than that, there's plenty going on here at the Beard, so don't fret, beardlets!  More to come soon!

Friday, April 19, 2013

Bearded Ballads 19/30: Cosplay



Cape and cowl
will not protect you.

They may
soften the blow,
but in the end
the scars and bruises
will remain,
toughening you up
thick-skinned and
a hardened heart.

This only proves to widen the gap
like the expanse
of a city street
the glittering glass
reflecting
facets of danger
disguises
worn to conceal
the relationships
hidden in the night.

Gallivanting
through the shadows
uncomfortable
sleeping with the enemy
whom you flush out
into the light.

Thursday, April 4, 2013

What's so funny about funny books?



For our wedding, the wife and I received this fancy new Roku player. It’s basically a little box that allows you to stream movies to your television without the use of your computer. There’s so much stuff out there I’ve never had the time or inclination to watch. Now that they’re basically free (as long as you belong to the rental sites like Netflix, Hulu, etc) I’ve come to feel obligated to gorge myself on whatever culture I can find.

Titled as “Superman vs. The Elite,” this animated superhero cartoon is one I can’t necessarily put a finger on. It’s based on DC Comics’ “What’s So Funny About Truth, Justice and the American Way” originally penned for Action Comics #775 by scribe Joe Kelly and illustrators Doug Mahnke and Lee Bermejo.

The story itself starts out with a mock Superman cartoon styled to be very childish and silly and even stated so by Lois Lane as she and Clark Kent watch, unawares as to what is about to unfold.  Before too long, The Atomic Skull proceeds to wreak havoc on Metropolis.

As the plot begins to take shape, we learn that society is getting pretty fed up with things like terrorism and super-villainy.  The United Nations doesn’t understand the thought behind putting super-criminals behind bars, only to have them escape to up the ante of destruction again. Some question whether or not Superman can follow the world into the 21st century.

Somewhere in the Middle East two fictitious countries threaten each other with nuclear Armageddon. Superman comes to their rescue, only to be aided by a group of new heroes called The Elite. Supes has misgivings about their tactics and vows to keep an eye on them. What follows is some strange goings-on with a group of heroes that are misguided and angry, willing to do the hard things that Superman won’t cross a line to do.

Heads of state are executed, super-villains murdered in front of a cheering public and Superman being pushed aside as he’s being replaced by this new breed of anti-heroes. He is confronted then by The Elite and forced into and endgame where he has to choose between killing or dying at the hand of these killers.

Overall, there were lots of nice nods to DC Comics’ continuity and neat new characters that I’d never even known existed. The animation was top-notch with some great scenes of superpowers. As much as I can’t stand the Abby character on NCIS, having her as the voice of Lois Lane still didn’t taint my watching experience.

That being said: this cartoon is NOT FOR CHILDREN. Maybe I"m getting cynical in my old age, but the PG-13 rating was hard for me to stomach at times. A little over the head with ant-government sentiment, but even the swears I could get over. It's the "suggested fates" of an alien creature worming its way into someone's ear or monster-y deaths. That got me worried. The crumpling of another human being and the blowing off the head of The Atomic Skull was bad. And no lie, when Superman gets mad, it can get more than a little scary.

Books With Your Barista originally appeared 04/04/13 in the Lock Haven Express.

Thursday, February 7, 2013

LHU Eagle Eye 04/12/12


So, just fiddling around on the internet today and Gail Simone of all people posted about none other than "super"villain The Crumbler.  It just so happens that I read that comic and some other silly ones a year or so ago.  Hope you enjoy these!
And oh, yah!  I'm already married!  It was a superhero wedding in case you didn't know.  Pictures to follow!


So, if you didn’t already know, I’ll be getting married in a coupla months. I’d like to think my lady fancies me a bit of a super hero, and we’re focusing that into making a theme-wedding. With superheroes. Not sure of all the details yet, but we’ve been buying up old comic books and re-purposing them for decorations. The most positive outcome of this whole thing is that I get to read before we get to use ‘em. I found these few on a jaunt to Pittsburgh a few weeks ago for a quarter a piece. Read on, true-believers!
 “The Punishment of  Superman’s Son!”  Action Comics No. 391 Aug 1970


In this “imaginary story,” Superman’s son Clark Kent, Jr. isn’t the crime fighter his ol’ pa is. It doesn’t help that Supes is overly critical of his son—even to the point of calling him a flop—or that he’s comparing him to Batman, Jr. Batman’s kid, however, is smart because he works hard at it, and Superman the younger doesn’t, just because he’s invulnerable. Superman’s son’s punishment? Ever hear of Gold Kryptonite?! Ridiculous!
“The Crimes of the Crumbler!”  Green Lantern/Green Arrow No. 114 Mar 1979


In this team-up series, Hal Jordan (Green Lantern) and Oliver Queen (Green Arrow) have been making a case across the United States to stand in for crimes against humanity, and not just the super heroic ones. Dealing with Speedy’s heroin addiction and other social justice victims, this issue specifically deals the with the atrocities of a vacation condominium developer. Turns out he’s also a villain, suped-up with a  bodysuit, sabotaging his own projects to fund his suit. Sound crazy? Well, he is a super-villain.
“The Patchwork Man” Swamp Thing No. 3 Feb-Mar 1973


At the helm of this issue are Len Wein and Berni Wrightson. There’s really no need to go on, but I will for your sake. Heck of a coupla guys writing a hero that’s basically a humanoid plant, and making him real. Quite the feat. Swamp Thing is traveling around the Balkan mountains looking for traces of his former way of life and stumbles upon his arch-enemy’s labs that may or may or may not have spawned him. He meets a Frankenstein-like character that’s more horrific than he! Not your typical superhero fare, but real smart reading.
“The Men Who Sold Destruction!”  Justice League of America No. 125 Dec 1975


As far as comics go, this is a bitter pill to swallow. The issue is being narrated by some sort of alien beings, discussing at length their plan to transfer catastrophic energies from their planet to ours. In order to do this, they have outfitted typical “bad guys” with powers that essentially make them gods.  One of their many downfalls, however, is choosing to recruit Harvey Dent a.k.a Two-Face. This Batman foe flips his coin and decides not to help these alien beings and instead calling for help from the JLA, making use of one wicked villainous idiosyncrasies. The aliens are unsuccessful (particularly because they’re disguising themselves as famous generals in statue form) they call upon the Weaponers of the anti-matter planet of Qward to return next issue!
“Hellfire and Holocaust” All-Star Comics No. 61 Jul-Aug 1976


Another great issue because of who’s in charge of what’s happening, you’ve got Keith Giffen pulling illustration duties.  We find ourselves in the middle of the melee with between Dr. Fate and Alan Scott Green Lantern battling Vulcan. Poor Vulcan was an astronaut caught in some sort of hideous transformation as he orbited the sun. It’s nice to see the Justice Society of America here without any kind of filthy continuity to get caught up in. Also nice to see Power Girl not look like a skank.  Oh, the action’s pretty good, too.

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Interview III

Shine

So, as I've mentioned before, whenever I get stuck I tend to get a little goofy.  Can't be sure when this interview took place, but definitely the last quarter of 2012.  

Again, it's me, interviewing me.  It's a little dated as well, and I'm making progress on this steampunk comic.  More to come, I'm sure.

You're getting easier to find.

You could say that.  I'd like to think it's partly because I'm standing still for a moment or two so that you can actually see me for the time being.  Don't worry, it won't last long.

You only let yourself free for interviews (so far) when you're stuck.  What's gumming up the works now?

Can't ever be 100% sure, but I think I'm going through a bit too much personally at this point.  Not to mention there's writing going on from a couple of different sources with Traveling Tales and a super-secret project I'm hesitant to talk about at this early stage in the game.

How come?

Well, I've never written, let alone thought in this genre before, though I suppose there's a bit of Traveling Tales somewhere floating around.  When isn't there, really?

It's freelance work, too, which lends itself to compensation, which lends itself to quality work and deadlines and such.  Adding fuel to the fire, so to speak.

And you don't want to talk about it?  Would you do it for a Scooby Snack?

Since you put it that way...

There's this itty-bitty company called Shot in the Dark that have been courting me for the last couple of months.  I answered a Craig's List ad for writers awhile ago, and Facebook has connected us again.

They need some help getting their ideas out on paper and a bunch of stories, just no one to write them.  I picked the one I did because it sort of gelled with me and had the barest minimum of backstory to trip me up.

I'm definitely taking my liberties with the subject matter, so we'll see how the boss takes to it.

But what's it about, man?!

Right.  It's a steampunk story set in a post-apocalyptic future.  Lots of cloud over and the like--really halted the production of eats and water.

There're three women (who I'm making into sisters) at the forefront of the story searching from some guy called The Rainmaker.

Was all I had to go on, but I'm really fleshing things out.

Things seem like they're going okay.  So what's the real issue here?

(Did'ja realize how long it took me to come up with this answer?  The television on has little to do with it...)
(Then I'm answering this with another question.  I'm in a rough spot.)

I could go into it, I really could.  And I might as well, considering the time.

I'm worried that a company is depending on me, no matter how small.  At the same time, how'm I ever going to know what the biz is like?

I'm worried about the genre [steampunk] because I've delved very little into the subject matter.  The more I look into it, I don't want to throw gears onto some cutesy outfits and call it steampunk.  I don't want to throw it into a story without some sort of reason.  It's the story that sells, not the fluff.

I don't want to sully my own stuff, either.  I'd like to say that Traveling Tales is my magnum opus or whatever, but it's definitely that which God's granted me to do with my time on Earth.  All a question of when it's all going to get done.




Friday, January 25, 2013

Something beautiful from Ugli Studios

It's always a pleasure when someone in comics seeks you out.  Someone, no matter how small-time they are, still big enough to believe in themselves and do the leg-work to get you their stuff.  I know the internet can be a huge, daunting place, but I'm sure it wasn't easy singling this guy out.

Oh, who'm I kidding.  Free comics make the beard bristle.

So, I'm sorry I've not gotten this out sooner, but writer/illustrator shouldn't have a problem getting fans to stop by his table at artist's alley, or wherever it is he happens to hold up cons or shops.  I read a review he posted by folks that have been doing this much longer than I have who panned the whole issue and I didn't want my review to be burdened in any way.

All in all, I'm still impressed he was emboldened enough to plop their review on his site.



Without further ado, here's the skinny:

Ugli Studios  thisisugli.com

Through the Eyes of Grizmelda


Story: Jason Lenox & David Paul
Pencils & Inks: Jason Lenox
Colors: Dani Kaulakis
Lettering: David Paul
Map: Joseph Freistuhler

The issue opens with nice map of the land of Xendria and the age-old story of a land in turmoil.  We get a very brief history of the upheaval and some backdrop of the necromancer Amon Kadeshi.  There's also a little backstory of the necromancer's familiar Grizmelda and a mention of The Great Beast.  But we'll get to that.

What can I say, I'm not a cat guy.  Your cat people will love it, and I loved it because this is how I feel about all manner of cats: there's just something evil about them.  Cats, not cat people.  Though cat people (humanoids) would be pretty creepy, too.



The art is great and panels really define the story here.  Very interesting to see the "bad guy" necromancer be your protagonist, but everyone has to fight for something, right?  Ends quite well, and creepy as hell, with that damn cat in his lap

Nice addition of some pin-ups at the end.



The Great Vermin


Story: Jason Lenox & David Paul
Pencils & Inks: Jason Lenox
Colors: Dani Kaulakis
Lettering: David Paul

In only six short pages, Vermin really gets into a deep place in our psyche as to the differences between good and evil and our place in them.  Again, great art and panel work is amazing.  Page 3, Panel 2 is an amazing shot of flowers jutting up from a blasted corpse.  Feels like the 60s all over again.

Neat futuristic-looking pin-up by Joseph Freistuhler at the end really rounds things out.

All in all a great first issue one.  Would like to have not read it digitally, but I'm sure this guy has plenty this weekend at Setsucon, January 26-27 at the Penn Stater in State College, PA.

Saturday, January 5, 2013

Holy hook, line and sinker, Batman!







In what sounds like one of Edward Nigma's nom de guerre, riddle me this:

What could make this guy even nerdier than just reading comics?
Upping the ante with DC Universe Superhero Lego.

Though I've previously gotten a hold of the Superman minifig for my wedding (blog to come) and the Lex Luthor/Superman/Wonder Woman as a gift for said wedding (sorry Casey and Heidi) see what stopped me dead in my tracks in the Lego aisle took priority over any kind of shopping for anyone else I was currently doing.  And my newish bride, of the aforementioned wedding, was kind enough to oblige me.

I think a lot of the draw of this set was the fact that I'd not even known it existed.  I'm not one to case the aisle all that frequently, but it seems like the prices of sets are through the roof lately.  Yet the real reason was that I HAD to get a hold of Mr. Freeze and Aquaman!

Okay, so the Bat-boat is a pretty cool addition to my collection, especially with the spinning flame out the back and the honest-to-goodness projectile weapons.  And since it's an ice scene, I could even get past the winter armor Batman.  (I'm never big on switching up costumes.)

Every aspect of the Mr. Freeze minifig is hauntingly cool right down to the containment suit and with bluish faceplate and gun.  Aquaman is "frozen" in a block of ice that breaks apart when you flick a switch.  Aquaman himself (and Bats) has a rotating head with two different expressions, not to mention a wicked-looking trident.  He's never looked better, and he's got the hair to prove it.

The set took awhile to complete, and I had to take a step or two back when it seemed like things weren't working quite right.  The ice prison is a bit tricky to put together after you make it fall apart, but I'm impatient and my hands are three times the size that of a small child.

The DC comic that comes with it is wordless except for the fight scenes, but it's a fun romp through Lego Gotham.  It references other sets like Arkham Asylum and maybe a few models based off of The Dark Knight Rises with Bane and Jim Gordon minifigs.  Maybe we'll have to do some research.

All in all a great set that gets the Beard of Approval.  Definitely worth my time and money.

Thursday, December 13, 2012

Why so serious?

So, Thursdays are going to be review days.  For now, I suppose I'll alternate weeks with a new review from the Lock Haven Express with an older one from The Eagle Eye.  LHU Eagle Eye, 10/13/11

In keeping with the news, I've got this one that coincides with the release of the Dark Knight box set.

In it you will find:





and:



Thursday, August 30, 2012

Counting more than seven wonders

Books With Your Barista
Jared A. Conti

Counting more than seven wonders







  
I may never get to be the superhero I long to in my own mind: the sting of bullets bouncing off my torso, the rising temperature behind my eyes before heat vision kicks in, losing my breath running at mach speeds, or my absolute favorite, just seeing what this great city looks like from above, under the powers of flight.

No longer. Adam Christopher has taken care of that for me.

Christopher’s first outing turned detective noir fiction on its ear, bending and breaking where he saw fit with alternate realities gone awry in Empire State, a tough mystery at best. His second novel Seven Wonders, however, plays superheroes straight, and it reads like any good comic should.

From the get-go, we’re thrown into the action—our “hero” is just beginning to realize the extent of his newly-begotten powers and foiling (with little grace) San Ventura’s one and only remaining villain. Seven Wonders throws a new spin on the arch-nemesis, and I use hero loosely, because face it: sometimes learning how to use your newfound skill set is just as important as what you do with it.

A wildly imaginative cast is introduced in the super team, police force and the villain that for some reason they can’t seem to put down. At one point during the novel’s climax, Christopher spends a page or two listing off a roster of ancillary characters whom not only sound impressive in name, but even more fun comes from deciphering what their powers might be according to their codenames.

Seven Wonders keeps you guessing until the very end, as twists and turns abound amid the action. The story jumps out of comic panels with more excitement better than the latest issue of your favorite hero…or summer blockbuster.

Seven Wonders by Adam Christopher landed in stores August 28.


Jared A. Conti is a local writer, blogger and Lock Haven University graduate who spends his work time as a barista at Avenue 209 Coffee House. He would love to hear your suggestions on great books, movies or comics to review. He can be reached at jaredaconti@gmail.com.